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[REVIEW] The Adventures of Holly White and the Incredible Sex Machine – Krissy Kneen

Krissy Kneen
The Adventures of Holly White and the Incredible Sex Machine
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TRIGGER WARNINGS: Non-consent, bestiality.

The problem with reading a very specific niche of a book is that you may have no baseline story with which to compare it. The publisher’s cover copy calls Krissy Kneen’s The Adventures of Holly White and the Incredible Sex Machine a “literary sci-fi superhero sex romp”, which is only kind of accurate.

The “sex romp” description is spot-on. Holly White starts off as a virgin Brisbane uni student with an abstinence ring. When she sexually awakens, she’s encouraged to go to Paris with a suitcase full of erotic classics written in or about the French capital.

I’m not good at defining styles of writing, but we could ascribe “literary” to the many references to books and writers that frequent the pages of Holly White, such as the chapter headings.

Those looking for “sci-fi” will be mostly disappointed. It was a big calling card for me, and I looked forward to learning about orgone energy. (William Reich is real, though orgone energy is pseudoscience.) While it is included, it’s very minimal – really more of a plot device rather than a concept fully explored.

Accumulating orgone energy is one thing, but what you do with it is…well, not really considered in the book. Judging by William Reich’s experiment, it can make mung beans grow, so could it be used to generate plant life and crops? Orgone energy can be collected into a battery, so could it be used as an alternative to electricity?

The novel never goes there, into how orgone energy could change the world for the better. (It does quite the opposite.) Some may claim life is not about the destination; it’s about the climb. And therein lies the problem: when there’s so much sex in a book that you find an orgy scene somewhat boring, that doesn’t bode well.

As for the “superhero” part of the description, absolutely not. Holly’s orgone accumulation may be a “superpower”, but it doesn’t save anyone’s life (quite the opposite), or prevent destruction. There’s nothing “superhero” about it.

I won’t give up on Krissy Kneen, though. I’ve loved her books before (I highly recommend Steeplechase), and I’m sure I’ll love her future books, too. (I’ve heard word about a book of interconnected sci-fi short stories.) And while Holly White has an irresistible WTF concept, its execution leaves a lot to be desired.

22nd April 2015 Releases

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Krissy Kneen
The Adventures of Holly White and the Incredible Sex Machine
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Holly wears a ring that says “True Love Waits” and worries because her boyfriend isn’t trying to persuade her otherwise. Then a boy in her English tute invites her to join his book club. Shocked to find herself at “sex club”, plunged into the classics of erotic literature, Holly soon becomes fascinated: by the strange new world of Eros, by the increasing power she senses in her own body – and by a weird blue glow emanating from the most private part of herself. But Salter and Nabokov are one thing. When Holly encounters The Infernal Desire Machines of Dr Hoffman – quickly followed by the infamous orgone generator of Wilhelm Reich – things are set to explode.

Now Available for US Pre-Order

Maree Anderson: FREAKS IN THE CITY (paperback): 11th April 2015: Buy (US)
Kelley Armstrong: THE UNQUIET PAST: 29th September 2015: Buy (US)
Kelley Armstrong: OTHERWORLD SECRETS: 26th January 2016: Buy (US)
Keri Arthur: CITY OF LIGHT: 5th January 2016: Buy (US)
Karen Bao: DOVE ARISING (paperback): 5th January 2016: Buy (US)
Kylie Chan: BLACK JADE: 29th December 2015: Buy (US)
Christina Farley: BRAZEN: 29th September 2015: Buy (US)
Amie Kaufman & Meagan Spooner: THEIR FRACTURED LIGHT: 1st December 2015: Buy (US)
Krissy Kneen: THE ADVENTURES OF HOLLY WHITE AND THE INCREDIBLE SEX MACHINE (paperback): 12th January 2016: Buy (US)
Marissa Meyer: FAIREST (paperback): 2nd February 2016: Buy (US)
Marissa Meyer: HEARTLESS: 2nd February 2016: Buy (US)
Veronica Rossi: RIDERS: 2nd February 2016: Buy (US)
Carrie Ryan: BOUGAINVILLEA: 8th April 2015: Buy (US)
Maggie Stiefvater: THE RAVEN’S PROPHECY TAROT: 8th September 2015: Buy (US)
Amanda Sun: RISE: 1st May 2015: Buy (US)

April 2015 Releases

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Now Available for US Pre-Order

V. C. Andrews: BITTERSWEET DREAMS (paperback): 27th October 2015: Buy (US)
Kelley Armstrong: DEAD TO ME: 15th September 2015: Buy (US)
Madeline Ashby: reV: 3rd November 2015: Buy (US)
Karen Bao: DOVE ARISING (paperback): 1st April 2015: Buy (US)
Andrea Cremer: THE CONJURER’S RIDDLE: 3rd November 2015: Buy (US)
Debra Driza: RENEGADE (paperback): 6th October 2015: Buy (US)
Alexandra Duncan: SOUND: 22nd September 2015: Buy (US)
Jen Estes: FIFTEEN: 15th January 2015: Buy (US)
Amy Ewing: THE WHITE ROSE: 6th October 2015: Buy (US)
Karen Ann Hopkins: WHISPERS FROM THE DEAD: 6th January 2015: Buy (US)
Krissy Kneen: THE ADVENTURES OF HOLLY WHITE AND THE INCREDIBLE SEX MACHINE: 22nd April 2015: Buy (US)
Michele Lang: LOVEBIRDS: 31st December 2014: Buy (US)
R. C. Lewis: STITCHING SNOW (paperback): 8th September 2015: Buy (US)
Kristen Lippert-Martin: TABULA RASA (paperback): 22nd September 2015: Buy (US)
Mindy McGinnis: A MADNESS SO DISCREET: 6th October 2015: Buy (US)
Dawn Metcalf: INSIDIOUS: 28th July 2015: Buy (US)
Devon Monk: CRUCIBLE ZERO: 1st September 2015: Buy (US)
Fleur Philips: BEAUTIFUL GIRL: 7th April 2015: Buy (US)
Natasha Preston: AWAKE: 1st September 2015: Buy (US)
Beth Revis: THE GIRL & THE MACHINE: 7th January 2015: Buy (US)
Beth Revis: THE FUTURE COLLECTION: 13th January 2015: Buy (US)
Diana Rowland: WHITE TRASH ZOMBIE GONE WILD: 6th October 2015: Buy (US)
Jennifer Rush: PLAYED: 10th February 2015: Buy (AU)
Jessica Verday: OF PHANTOMS AND FURY: 22nd September 2015: Buy (US)
Kat Zhang: ECHOES OF US (paperback): 15th September 2015: Buy (US)

8 New Covers (Barnes, Cunningham, Estes, Hart, Heathfield, Kneen, Mahoney, Ryan)

NOTE: Clicking the titles will take you to the source links, but they’re all at Goodreads this time, to make it easier for me to format these cover posts (which should help the formatting not be so shoddy if viewing via Feedly, too). Here’s a list (non-linked) of my sources (they’re all official publisher sites, except for Amazon), so check out those websites to confirm those posts:

AMAZON.COM: The Fixer, Vanilla
PENGUIN USA: Prize of Night, Daughter of Deep Silence
CURIOSITY QUILLS: Fifteen
ELECTRIC MONKEY TWITTER: Seed
TEXT PUBLISHING: The Adventures of Holly White and the Incredible Sex Machine
RANDOM HOUSE UK: Hunting the Dark

P.S.: If you’re a publisher, agent, or author, and your cover isn’t up on Goodreads, I’m a Goodreads Librarian so I can upload your cover for you.

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