Dear readers, not only do I know nothing about vehicles, I also know nothing about…animals. Stock. Cattle. Satyr. Goats. Today I learned that two of them have moved in two houses down, so I gathered photographic evidence.
I only saw this one goat in the front yard, chilling out by a station wagon (estate, in the British vernacular). This goat was extremely well-mannered – didn’t even bleat at me, or anything. Just looked towards the camera like a professional, and didn’t blink or have red eyes. (Yes, I’m kind of jealous of the goat’s photogenic qualities. Clearly I have issues 
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My street is suburban, not rural, so the goats’ presence is a bit sus. Perhaps their humans couldn’t find a virgin to sacrifice, so had to settle for goats. Though I’ve been told that the humans have links with a Greek restaurant/taverna, so maybe the goats are for cheese-making. Not sure of the gender of these goats, and I don’t know if male goats can lactate. So I’m sticking with the sacrifice theory. Stay safe, my goaty neighbours…
